Well played.

1500 / 5 = 300

Shouldn’t that site have to change its name soon? Maybe to StockX? I’m pretty sure that’s available.

You don’t really need “financing” to buy a few Styrofoam takeout containers, bologna and cheese (you can get plenty of that free from the government).

Missing Sean Dawkins:

Next Jalopnik will tell us that Ford is currently working on the 2025 F-150.

Who is this nobody?

Do you not see the “quotes” around that word?

This is the way.

I expect that (and worse) from commenters and Xchanners. Professional “journalists,” not so much.

Those are all great songs, but none of them can touch It Takes Two for sheer ubiquitous obnoxiousness.

Why the click-baity headline for the death of a child?

The “Fuck your Feelings” crowd sure likes their safe spaces.

You can tell whoever came up with this poll was born well after 1988, as the ultimate summer song — at least in Philly — was Rob Base and EZ Rock’s It Takes Two, which you could not avoid due to it blasting out of every. Single. Car.

Britney’s been through it all, bro. Not sure you can embarrass her more at this point. In other words: bring it, bitch.

Your delivery was better.

Right.

When a manufacturer offers a product on their own website, I generally buy it there. That gives me the added peace of mind that I’m not getting a knockoff as well.