“Ohhh, Aahhchee!”

If there was ever a good time for a city to fine someone for “not going through the right channels,” this would be as good as any.

Apparently it was a thing that happened.
I don’t think anybody cared.

Do not insult methheads by comparing them to whatever this thing is.

Every. Post. Opens. A. New. Tab.

WinAmp whips the llamas ass!

Netflix got knocked down a few pegs, but all their competitors are in similar boats — if not worse off. It’s not an entirely even comparison, as they are mostly legacy media companies with larger catalogs, but they also have legacy problems to deal with.

I mean, he kinda is. He’s dressed in drag as a... trans man.

Moe Howard called. He wants his haircut back.

Honorable mention 2

Honorable mention 1

So what exactly is the Infection Network?

In a hundred years, thanks to DeSantis, it will be taught in schools that Emmanuel’s truck was also attacked by those [explitives], and that both sides were “responsible” for the violence.

Theirs is not a brand that’s seared into the brains of every American before they’re able to talk.

I know it’s not exactly a merger, but Elon Musk has entered the chat (as usual, where he’s not wanted).

It’s more like they took a Lexus and downgraded it to a Toyota Corolla, but just called it “SE.”

This.

Once Trump gets the nomination, Pence will again be cleaning the Donald’s undercarriage.

At this point, anybody who is still active on Twitter should hang their head in shame. I can understand wanting to keep a longtime handle out of circulation from scammers and other ne’er do wells, but c’mon people. The writing’s been on the wall for a while now.