Came for this. (Also, fun fact, it has a name: The Streetbeater)

When I was a little kid, we had novelty 45s slipped into magazines (these were like slick paper iPads) and records you could cut out of cereal boxes.

When I was a little kid, we had novelty 45s slipped into magazines (these were like slick paper iPads) and records…

If you’re going to praise the OP, at least use your God powers and clean up some of the glaring grammar and spelling mistakes. I normally wouldn’t care, but a few of them practically negate what the person is actually saying (ie: “did” vs “didn’t”).

Technically, she’s not wrong. Meghan’s white side of the family is objectively trailer trash, and she’s at least five clicks above them.

Sorry, but this subject line reminded me of this oldie, but goodie:

As with any tiny speaker, ‘blast’ is a little optimistic.
Bass is too.

As with any tiny speaker, ‘blast’ is a little optimistic.
Bass is too.

I request people take off their shoes when they come into my home, although I don’t really enforce unless they want to go to the carpeted area upstairs.

The Grammys gives an award for best comedy album, and the Emmys have a category for Outstanding Comedy [or Variety] Special. There’s also the Cable Ace Awards, which I’m pretty sure gives an award to stand-ups.

That works, though this was my first thought.

I’m so relieved this is not about the boring-ass rock band, Train.

You linked the Stormy Weather colorway, not Stainless Steel. As of the moment I write this the Stainless Steel is $15.05.

You linked the Stormy Weather colorway, not Stainless Steel. As of the moment I write this the Stainless Steel is…

Why do you think Biden has a better chance in the general when 4 previous Democratic candidates, who were the exact same as Biden politically, lost?

Vinyl is where it’s at (I got two turntables and a microphone).

If you’re really that old-school (I am, too), you shouldn’t consider Sonos — or any “smart” speaker — at all. Just get a Bluetooth adapter*, and connect it to whatever analog inputs you have.

If you’re really that old-school (I am, too), you shouldn’t consider Sonos — or any “smart” speaker — at all. Just…

As a former horny 14 year-old, I must tell you that this is spot-on analysis.

Your post will probably get very few stars.

For a while, one of the bureaus was sending me alerts about my score dropping and rising. At first I got all panicky and though the sky was falling, but when I opened the email it just said I paid a bill or something, and the score went down, like, 2 points.