That’s exactly how Jay Cutler took his bride’s hand from her father at their wedding.

Look at the wording of that...99% of shares during our lives. He’s not actually giving anything up and this is all a marketing/PR play (note: that was my immediate reaction seeing this story on the news, I’m not just parroting this piece). But all this stuff sounds great and looks amazing on paper, but in actuality is…

That poor kid. He has probably been photoshopped with every sports team imaginable. Professional to college, American Football to that sissy stuff covered on Screamer. I haven’t seen him wearing a hockey team logo but I’m sure it exists. He is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

I cut LeBron all the slack in the world for the decision. People forget that he’s been 6’8” 240lbs. since he was in pre-school. And we forget the hangers on that have been kissing his ass his entire life. The fact that he’s even remotely self aware is a miracle. His peers are Lindsay Lohan and Macaulay Culkin and…

Jameis, you idiot. Detroit didn’t even play St. Louis yesterday.

The original is such a delight, I can’t believe Stallone wrote it. Nuance, organic character developement, moral victory vs. official...

Hey woman! HEY WOMAN!

All fans that do their own “scouting” and show up to live drafts are idiots. I mean, at least we have the awareness to do the same exact shit under the guise of anonymity

Can you blame him? No of this makes sense. We knew he beat his g/f and he served a minimum punishment. Then we see pictures and nothing happens. Ray Rice has a wife standing by him saying she doesn’t mind and yet he can’t get a second look. Seriously it’s pretty much the same crime except Hardy hit multiple times and…

Not a day goes by that I forget the Eagles are coached by someone who could legally be referred to as Charlie Kelly.

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

Fact: Not enough

hey the raiders are fun

We had plenty of economic libertarianism in the late 1800s until 1929.

Should have known he was a pedophile when he picked the Colts and not the Broncos.

Meh, say what you wan’t Yankee, but all three (except probably Drake) are still arguably better rappers than notable American rapper Macklemore.

Next question.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”