I am 56 now...but when I was young and stupid, a fight was ALWAYS between two people and when one went down it was over. These people are disgusting pack animals. To kick someone in the head when you are done does not make you a man, it means you are a supreme pussy

Dear Miami,

Suh might accomplish the dubious feat of making both the Dolphins and the Lions worse.

Even in sunny Miami, life ain't easy for a boy named Suh.

I played both positions and O-Line is definitely more cerebral, knowing who you have to block based on which defensive alignment you get. Defense is all about feel and being stronger than the guy in front of you. He is absolutely correct.

There was some old offensive lineman, I think he might have been voted dirtiest player in history, who quipped the defensive line playbook is written in crayon.

Deep down, I feel like he is a monster; a literal psychopath. I don’t know why him freelancing on Sundays would give me that impression, but it popped into my head.

You probably couldn’t even get that far down the hallway if you had those guards blocking for you.

If you’re like most bouncers, you’re a bully who enjoys beating up drunks because you know their ability to defend themselves is impaired. I hope you go to jail with blood on your sneakers some day.

I’ve been at work for three hours and everyone has avoided contact with me. Sign me up for QB.

Chip Kelly magic!

Watching the Eagles offense is kinda like my first attempt at masturbation. I went way too fast, ignored any attempt at establishing a decent rhythm and made a complete mess of myself at the end.

Someone someday will write a big investigative piece on this past Eagles’ offseason, and I will wager that you’ll be proved correct.

I don’t think Bradford was Kelly’s guy. I think Bradford was a chip to get Marcus Mariota, who obviously is Kelly’s guy. I think Kelly’s plan was just to acquire a lot of those chips to hand off to whoever was getting Mariota. When that failed, he basically had to turn that into something workable.

I just walked 34 feet down the hallway at work, untouched. I think I can play RB for the Eagles.

A big part of this bullshit seriously appears to be that a lot of their fans feel the need to push back against and overcompensate for the soft, snob image the Niners’ front office has been intent on projecting ever since Raiders gear became a uniform for the “hip hop crowd,” and yes I intended that as a euphemism.

The first mobile device manufacturer to automatically orient their camera to landscape mode no matter how the device is being held will make a trillion dollars.

The less of a shirt you are wearing, the more likely you are kicking a guy on the ground. Basketball jersey: maybe. Wifebeater: pretty good chance you are kicking someone. No shirt: it’s as if you’re obligated. You’re already shirtless.

You mean any country with a soccer team?