They all make me miss the Rob Lowe ads.

from last night’s GOP debate

The thing is, though, that I expect Romo to be doing arts and crafts. “Petite” Randy Moss is fucking hysterical.

Whoa now. Whoa. Now. The part where petite Randy Moss hates it when they put the Fruity Munch on the top shelf is probably the only good thing to ever appear in any of those DirecTV commercials.

This was my greatest fear.

I’m from Toronto and my girlfriend is from New Jersey. I told her that Brooklyn was on Long Island and she called me an idiot.

Speaking as a Washington fan (who, admittedly, loathes Snyder): once it stops being “fun” for him (which entails not only making money, but being on the “in crowd”), he’ll sell.

I think you’re underestimating the psychic benefits that Snyder gets. He gets to pal around with well-known jocks, be interviewed by the media (albeit occasionally with hostility), have his calls taken by whomever he wants. At his level of wealth, whether his team makes a little or a lot of money is immaterial to him,…

As a Giants fan I have to say, I’ve seen a similar thing happen at the “new” MetLife stadium. Old Giants stadium was amazing because you had folks there who’d had season tickets since the days of the polo grounds and yankee stadium. You’d see the same faces week in, week out, and you’d likely been sitting in those…

Never underestimate the amount of true idiotic trash in the “runaway states”, i.e. California and Florida, where idiot trash from other states try to run away from their hometown lives but end up making new trashy lives in a new location with new trashy generations of California and Florida sports fans.

As a warning, the video’s rough to watch.

I’ve seen more videos on Deadspin featuring Niner fans beating people up than I can count. In the stands, in the bathroom, and now in the parking lot. If you’re a fan of the visiting team going to a Niners game, good luck and godspeed. This is not on my bucket list of things to do as a sports fan unless I want to kick…

Just because someone is asking for it doesn’t mean you should give it to them.

For some reason he reminds me of a Karate Instructor. Maybe it was the black and red alternate uniforms.

I’m stealing this from a tweet I read last night and can’t find now: Jim Tomsula looks like the morally questionable, drunk cop who does good by sacrificing himself to save the hero.

You get the feeling the Baalke and York are like Mostel and Wilder in “The Producers”: deliberately trying to sabotage the team for profit (yeah don’t ask me to explain how), but succeeding in spite of everything.

It’s a shame that after all those cool jobs, he’s hit rock bottom and become the 49ers coach.

To be fair to Tampa, many people preferred Winston to Mariota because he played in a pro style offense at FSU. But imagining that hypothetical 30 for 30 is awesome - it’d be like if the Colts had taken Ryan Leaf over Peyton Manning.

That’s where the similarities stopped.