I yet, if I say “fuck you, lying asshole Gawkmodo commie”, I am shadowbanned. Which means you’ll probably never see this, so double fuck you, coward. Feel free to prove I’m not shadowbanned, pussies.

Democrats everywhere: “We got a runner! Get that bwah back on the plantation!”

Mass deportations of ILLEGAL ALIENS? Are you confessing?

1992 - “When disgusting monsters only ran for office in the movies”. Weird that you would say that, when 1992 is EXACTLY the year that rapist Bill Clinton ran for office.

Yes, it’s unhealthy for young people to become addicted to stimulants. When do we put restrictions on Starbucks?

Honest to God, the Gizmodo Axis is turning into a full-on hate site of idiotic conspiracy theories. Thank God your views mostly come from outside the US and from children.

STOP THE FUCKING SHILLING for this racist fantasy film. No black civilization has ever progressed beyond the bronze age on it’s own. Stop building this movie up like it’s a documentary of great racial pride.

Could you all shill this movie any harder? Oh, and Angela Davis belongs on Death Row.

It’s a school run by the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church does not condone gay marriage. What is it about “freedom of religion” that you fuckwits do not understand?

Every person mentioned is this story is am adult, yet for some reason not a single one was capable of slapping OR EVEN TELLING OFF the person making unwanted advances. Women: STAND THE FUCK UP and 99% of the time the man will apologize and leave you alone. Don’t be so fucking traumatized all the time.

Is every tentacle of the Gizmodo monster infested with you sick anti-American perverts? You are all mentally ill fuckwits.

No you don’t. You see what you want to see, and what the newclowns lie about.

More Gizmodo lies and in-kind contributions to Democrats. Remember the company is owned by Univision of Mexico.

Goddamn you fuckers are hate-obsessed.

Without a doubt the worst movie I saw in a theater was the 1984 Paul McCartney movie “Give My Regards to Broad Street”. And this is from a guy who saw “Trog” and “The Legend of Boggy Creek” in theaters.

Oh, Lauers an asshole, but if you think NBC in any way shape or form has done anything except hate every Republican especially Trump then you are insane. To hell with them all, fucking commies.

Jesus, this shithole website is irredeemable. Obsessive race-baiters are ruining our country and our culture.

Easy... see Gawkmodo writers are fucking idiot leftist activists with bylines. They are deliberately deceptive and willfully ignorant. They hate America, hare capitalism, and hate Americans. They think they are smarter than you, because everyone they know tells them so.

All your safe spaces belong to us. You’re terrified of complete media control slipping from from control-freak hands, aren’t you?

When a Leftist (read: any Gawkmodo writer) tries to appropriate the “snowflake” insult, it just sounds so cringy and desperate. Leftist positions and attitude are generally girly and childish, and basically saying “and know you are but what am I?” makes you seem even moreso. Come up with your own insults.