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They were $75 on Prime Day, which was a hell of a deal! I don’t regret not waiting, because they seriously are never that cheap so cheaper is mind blowing!

They were $75 on Prime Day, which was a hell of a deal! I don’t regret not waiting, because they seriously are never…

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

I get the drainage in the floor bit, my problem is that everything in his garage is now covered in over spray.

Laser tag code didn’t work for me.

Laser tag code didn’t work for me.

I feel like these comments are the equivalent of the fugly dudes saying they’d never bang the hot blonde model on tv.

The only issue I have with Drumpf getting cunt cancer, is that we’ll have to pay for his healthcare for the rest of his life (at military hospitals).

I shall call them... FLESHlights! No, wait, that’s something else.

Way safer! It’s not like that co-pilot on the Virgin Galactic launcher died or anything.

Weed Dragon... not what I was expecting.

I’ll take 2!!

It may just be a game of numbers (way more Subarus than Lancers), but I hear a hell of a lot more about asshat Subbie drivers than I do Evo drivers. I’m not saying I don’t like to drive fast in places I shouldn’t (who doesn’t), but I at least make an attempt to not piss off every single driver within a mile of my car.

I’m gonna have to disagree. Maybe the WRX and Neon owners, but Evo owners take care of their rides. And with all the NYC traffic, how often do you think he could even make a red light run?

It’s a car literally made for rally driving, a NYC pothole isn’t going to throw it off it’s game.

These things are beasts in the snow. With a good wash a couple times a season, the salt won’t ruin the undercarriage.

If this was an STi, I’d agree. I’m biased, but Evo owners tend to take better care of their machines. And those machines can also handle some spirited driving, which serves to keep the parts oiled and the engine thoroughly carbon free. Those repairs? Not too expensive. Cut $3k off the top of his price, and throw in a…

I don’t need another Evo. I don’t need another Evo. I don’t need another Evo.

I can say that I was offered $13k for my modified (60k miles) IX at a dealership. Hurts to the core! There are also dealerships around here with $20k+ tags, and very few private sellers under the 20's as well. This example, if truly stock, is in nice price territory. 80k miles is on the high side, but I’d still bet he…

Someone may have asked before, but... why don’t the Amazon links go to the “smile” version? I’m usually pretty good at remembering to make the switch after I’ve added something to my cart, but sometimes (like just now) I mindlessly make the purchase and forget to go to smile.

Someone may have asked before, but... why don’t the Amazon links go to the “smile” version? I’m usually pretty good…

I would be yelling at my daughter if she sat on that! I’d lose my damn mind!! I was upset when some kid sat on my freshly painted Evo to tie his shoe, I have to imagine the level of upset goes up exponentially on goofy Lambo paint jobs.