OK, I believe them.

This reminds me of the time I hosted a chess tourney at my house during the Christmas holiday. Lots of folks showed up but they just stood around near the front door talking about how great they were at the game.

Maybe, but you still remove the original tumor.  You sure as shit don’t just leave it there to continue metastasizing.  There’s no path to wellness that doesn’t involve excision of the original source of the infection.  

If it’s ripping off a regular amount of money, it’s shitty. If it’s ripping off 3.5 million, there’s no such thing as a person who spent that kind of money on Pokemon cards who doesn’t deserve to be ripped off.

Well, now the thing I’m most looking forward to about this release is a new episode of Monster Factory.

BotW is a five-year-old game, btw, so it'd still qualify even under your proposed moratorium.

I will, come hell or high water I will figure out how! Rest assured!

One question if you happen to see this: will you be able to continue writing about your FFXIV journey somewhere or will I just have to keep an eye on Twitter? I’ve thoroughly enjoyed seeing your reactions to everything.

Wild theory, but hear me out:

Okay that’s like a five thousand dollar piece of antique furniture what the hell don’t throw that.

Ethan, did Ubisoft make you or Stephen climb some sort of radio tower or other large structure to unlock this information? That is kind of their thing. 

Your wish is granted.

I see more Dana Carvey

NBC needs to sell the Chidi calendar.

He is a dopamine delivery system. It’s December, we all have seasonal depression, let us have our adorable baby alien without the attitude. We’ll dismantle capitalism when the sun comes out again.

I agree. The number one thing baseball needs to do to grow the game is to make sure kids do not get excited when at the park.