You must not have spent much time in Oklahoma, and for that I envy you. They call it OK because no one there can spell mediocre.

I’m sure people are wondering what lunatic in the Kotaku hierarchy prevented Spider-Man from taking his well-deserved spot on this list. But I’m sure Kotaku has only the most legitimate of reasons for the snub.

This is by far the most common and short sighted argument that I see. Wringing hands worried about what the “other side” will think or do.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Some men just want to watch the world TREE burn!!

This is exactly the kind of thing all those people who got mad at the Dad who modded The Legend of Zelda to change Link’s pronouns to be gender neutral for his daughter warned us about!

THIS NEWS PLEASES DOOM

Back in 1985, plutonium was available in every corner drugstore.

That’s what I’ve heard. 

Does it go into detailed medical explanations about astronautical sexual intercourse? When you nut in space, it push you backwards.

Bullshit. They go low, we step on their throats until they leanr to act human.

Disney has already made two great FF movies. It’s called The Incredibles.

we might as well get a decent FF movie out of it

The author explained A’s college boyfriend was abusive to her which has led to trust issues. Since all her friends are college friends it is likely that George helped her get through it. Even though he has proven to be a dick in this instance and others he likely has deep trust points from that bad time in their life…

Tina Belcher wins!

The last metroid fighter is in captivity. The internet, is at peace.

Akecheta crossing paths with Bernard or Arnold

Convince game companies to actually punish people for saying shit like this. Like zero tolerance policies. You do this even once perma-banned.

“...I don’t feel the need to express my thoughts on it one way or the other...”