and it didn’t require the sacrifice of four seasons

When Philadelphia knocks a couple more out, you people will be clamoring for the halcyon days of insufferable Boston fans.

Coach of the fucking year.

I’m sobbing. This woman is so brave. To be thrown into to this and handle it with such strength and poise. Last I heard she’s attending my Alma Mata in the fall and I don’t feel worthy.

“In one mini game, the player is given the objective to sexually arouse a sleeping small child holding a teddy bear, whilst she verbally rejects,”

“A game with sexual content some may find offensive”

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

Oh God, Curt Schilling is logging into the Internet right now.

Police have told Caviness that she needs to stop streaming on Twitch.

Oh those poor Gamergate CHUDS must be really conflicted now that their glorious leader is pulling a Jack Thompson.

Time to put the Google Opinion Rewards credit to use. Hopefully it’s good.

The 2012 Nick version of the turtles are the best turtles.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

“But the way the Rockets are beating up the Celtics tonight, two points won’t matter.”

or the obligatory “oof” as I drop the rock they were hiding under on their head.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Field Jeets Field

Just another example of Southerners getting banned from the mall after bad behavior with teenagers.