Sanchez: [Tries running away in tears]

my favorite part of KOTOR 2 is how it deals with how ambiguous the light and dark side of the Force actually is. see Potentium.

Yes, to your pocket it’s probably not a big deal, but the collective amount is what you need to focus on. Take a few minutes to think about all the things a struggling city can do with $250 million motherfuckin dollars.

Read that as “killer clits”.

They got Blind Ed and Weasel in there

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

But, like, I got a game I knew I was gonna buy eventually for half off the launch price...that’s a pretty good incentive to preorder for me.

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My new “NOPE” GIF

And of course the applause being given by a man who got back together with his ex...

Short answer on the “getting back together with” question:

No.

Long answer:

There’s a reason an “ex” is an ex.

Whether it was timing, maturity, situation, or any number of other variables that caused the relationship to fail, it failed for a reason.

I’m not a believer in fate; in fact, I genuinely hate the idea that one…

Every time I think of a product being made completely based off of customer input, I think of this Simpsons episode.

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

My favorite line is that first footnote:

Yeah, I bet he’s really starting to hate that Super Bowl trophy right about now.

My reaction to the news :(

Roger Goodell just fined MLB $4,000,000 and took away its 2017 first and third round draft picks, because he found evidence that showed it was more probable than not that MLB is a professional sport played in the US, and is therefore the NFL, and that MLB was likely generally aware that it was the NFL.

“The contract, Cashman said, gives the Yankees “the right but not the obligation” to pay A-Rod.”

If by 3, they mean 6 then no this is accurate.