Man, I would love it if red states made porn fully illegal. Watch how quickly they decide to eat their own in that case.

We re-established that precedent when we let the Bundy’s off for literally fucking seizing and hostaging off a government facility.

My arm hurt a little the next day and the first booster had me feeling some mild cold-like effects. Oh nooooo.

Do you not know about Jabberwocky?

FWIW, for most of her life as a carrier, no one actually bothered to explain to Mary Mallon WHY she was being quarantined and couldn’t work as a cook anymore.

Gd, I hope she gives Tucker TB when Fox inevitably gives this woman air time.

No, I shit you not, we’ve gotten close to a pill multiple times. Men in the studies, though, haven’t been able to beat that side effects, which are just the kind of things women get on the pill (Mood swings, weight gain).

No thank you, I’ve been shooting blanks since we decided one kid was enough. Vasectomy is an outpatient procedure and we're overpopulated anyway.

We cannot, because men are babies who can't handle the side effects of any pill that science has tried making.

Show of hands:

Somewhat? It’s fully politically irrelevant. Crist got demolished and the Rs took a fucking supermajority in the state. It’s ludicrous to try to claim that any region of the state beyond the occasional small enclave at this point.

Yeah, but how are they going to make it hurt more?

I never got around to it because Ultimatum was so bad, but I’ve heard nothing but good things about the post-Ultimatum (Not counting Loeb’s Ultimates) Ultimate stuff.

What? 2022, the last gov election, was a 60/40 drubbing.

“I have black friends.”

Pro sports teams have been pulling this shit for years and it’s why I stopped following.

Ted Faro. Easily the most apt fictional analogue to Musk. Lex Luthor was actually a genius scientist; Faro (And Musk) are narcissists who were born into money and and invested it well and decided that made them the smartest man in the world.

I quit Twitter when he actually officially took over (I figured I’d give him a week or so, but then he just fired like half the staff with no notice on day one and I decided that was plenty). The only thing that has almost brought me back in was the prospect of making constant parody accounts around the theme of…

I see it as having the opposite effect: it’s a boon for the show.

It's fun, that’s the good. Christ, touch grass, dude.