you can say cunt, because she’s a cunt

Having a goal of no HOA also makes home buying a lot simpler because it weeds out a lot of houses.  Search results are usually pretty short.

Humans have a lot of good ideas for governance. The problem is they forget to account for humans.

This. And if you have an HOA, ffs show up to the meeting(s). I’m a first time home owner. My HOA has a single annual meeting just to get the budget approved for simple stuff like lawn mowing service for spaces that aren’t owned by any one person.

There is no escape from death or taxes.............. or Karen

Ditto. Not only do they enforce stupid rules and fine the hell out of people, they also charge you monthly for that honor.

The HOA I lived under with my parents was mostly good until a Karen got on and fucked everything up, she was a vindictive ahole, and was our friend and neighbor. Then my dad got on the board and fixed everything up. 

Sometimes the right word is the right word.

Only a fucking HOA could make a towing company the most moral party in a story.

There’s no real hotrodding the BRAT’s EA engine—it’s single port OHV head with 3 main bearings. I know nobody cares. Wrote it anyway.

That segment was brutal.  Have never lived with an HOA, and never will.

Seriously - imagine being so unsympathetic that a towing company so instantly recognizes and does the right thing.

When an HOA isn’t run by Karens and Willards they can be a decent forum for occasional neighborhood conflicts, collective bargaining for service prices, and lobbying state senators and city councillors. Let even a single Karen or a Willard on the board, and then suddenly you gotta worry about measuring the size of…

Sad story. Fuck that HOA bitch. But the last part where the towing company came through?  I could die now, because I think I’ve heard it all.  Kudos to them for doing the right thing.

No need to censor. She’s a cunt.

Keep one of those cars just so you can put a new set of tires on the rear every year and do massive burnouts on the anniversary of your husbands death in front of that (expletive removed, started with a c)‘s house.

Long lost relative?

Maybe I’m not old enough to remember the worst of it, but I still grew up with smog and acid rain. Thankfully the acid rain is gone, but the smog in the cities still remains.

You know I was born in 75. Too young to remember when shit was bad and rivers and lakes were catching fire and love canal and shit. But I do have the ability to read and I read about rivers catching fucking fire and realized, maybe we need an EPA because corporations are just going to do whatever is going to allow…

Republicans: “We want to pass this law that will kill people because we are being paid to do so”