The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

$kay, you better get a pic of a woman by a meth lab or TransAm up on blocks for when you win COTD (Yes, I know it’s not given on the weekend).

This needs all of the stars.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Speedzone

Capt. Obvious’ question is obvious:

It is. That ambulance is made of cantdentium.

That lead GIF is now the featured exhibit at the Blue Balls Hall of Fame.

I used to build and run online forums. A large Porsche aftermarket company hired me to do a bunch of work on their forum and in the process I posted and “met” some of the regulars there. So these guys have mega $$ driving ridiculous stage 3 boosted Porsches but were all seemingly cool.

I mean you can’t just mention that

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

What, no Diablo? Missed opportunity.

1st gear: My bonuses currently consist of decently cheap health care, and 10 days of vacation. oh and i also get the honor of working Thanksgiving and Christmas

Jalopnik should try to engage him to write regular posts about his expedition.

Would be far more interesting if he bought and sold a new car every time he had to ship it, and flew instead. You could easily do it for the same cost and it’s probably the same amount of headache as shipping. Then he at least gets to try new cars along the way!

Well, I’m sure I’m not a normal case. I used to work at the dealer and I do qualify for supplier pricing (found that out after the fact). So they offered me supplier pricing, and I said I wanted a little less than that. I think they said, “How about $150.” And I said, “Cool.”

I dunno, that lip on the Model 3 makes it more like...

Bless your heart. The Tesla 3 is the Jan Brady of cars.

This is something I don’t understand. Yes, you can get a Bolt or a Leaf right now, but you know what you can’t get? A decent charging infrastructure in large parts of the country. I like in Houston but travel back to Louisiana to visit family. You know which companies have chargers on the route between the two? Tesla.…

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