I’ll bet that thing really leans when the road gets scurvy.

That’s an ARRRR-Vee.

We were looking for sedans. Not sands.

Hello, $kay…? Looks like I’ll have to come back.

A bit of Shatner shenanigans but entertaining never the less.

Neutral: Yes and no. I currently have a sedan, but wish I had bought a wagon, and will buy the only redeemable CUV when the need arises for me to replace my sedan. What CUV is redeemable you ask? Why the Ford Flex, of course. It offers real power, legitimate comfort, gobs of cargo space, decent towing, is pretty ugly,…

Batteries.

One of many running jokes is that a Lotus Esprit of any year or configuration will cost you $60,000 and a spare room in your house. Why? Well, it’s 10 grand for the car, twenty thousand for the parts you’ll need, and thirty thousand dollars and the room to pay and board Nigel, the English mechanic who you’ll need to…

No, I expect you to die.

He reeks of desperation. His business has never lived up to the plan that he set out for it, and it never will in a world where gasoline is under $5 a gallon. Like many he assumed that the price of fuel would never go under $4 again, and most likely continue to sky rocket. He and Paul Elio will some day be sitting by…

A certain person with the last name “Block” would like a word...

I just busted out laughing at this. I took a screenshot of it and texted it to Tyler Menninga himself. I’m happy to share he also found your comment funny.

Its all those Toyota Camrys. Grounded to the ground pushes down the ground.

As just some random guy at a desk slacking off at work... this is interesting AF.

They could make a zillion dollars auctioning off cores like this and re-paving to fix the holes.....

Pfft. These guys have been doing it for 43 years non-stop.

This isn’t that special. I’ve seen a pug that can do this AND pee at the same time.

Yeah, don’t worry. I didn’t mean it, I thought he was making a political joke and followed it up. That’s my job here! Lmao

I just try to be a snarky, drunken asshole 100% of the time...if I get 20 or 30 stars on a comment, it’s way better than this arbitrary COTD shit. Of course, it backfires with shit like “it was the biker’s fault,” which defaults to 10 stars and 10,000 flames, but at least I knew I trolled well.