You don’t know $kay.

$kay is a woman.

I think you’re wrong on at least two counts there, buddy.

This is unprecedented.

Happy Halloween!

All of that black trim is going to turn a lovely mottled shade of grey in about 5 years. See Chevy Avalanche and my hooptie Frontier. Black plastic trim needs to go the way shag carpet and popcorn ceilings.

I completely agree with what you said but I like to add that could change even sooner since DT seems to be a guy with no serious attachments/relationships at the moment, once that happens any and most wrenching on projects comes to an end.

Totally can relate. In my 20s and 30s, I’d drag my tools (and a heavy-ass jack) to the detached apartment complex garage Friday nights after work and wrench into the night, then go for a test drive of at least 2 hours. Now in my mid 40s, I say I’m going to work on the “project” and a year later I’ve still yet to begin.

I’ve owned all manner of shitboxes. Jaguars, SAABs, Volvos, Isuzus, Jeeps, Suzukis and many others from reputable marques that were just plain not that good. Probably 35 in total.

I find that as a person gets older, he generally starts preferring to buy less problematic cars. I give David Tracy 20 years before he purchases a car that he can bring home without a tow truck.

Conditional nice price, on the condition I am rich AF and need a good troll-mobile. Otherwise, hell no. It did make me laugh on a Monday morning, so that’s good.

Move bitch, get out the way

Never surrender.

If the price were under 3 grand I would completely buy this for comedy purposes.

Rightly or wrongly, the minivan has long been imputed as the auto enthusiast’s white flag of surrender.

Used car adverts that mention nothing about condition or service history but have a few paragraphs of generic copypasta straight from the Edmunds “vehicle description” page extolling virtues such as “power windows” and “antilock brakes.” Really? A 997.2 has antilock brakes? No shit! I guess this differentiates your…

The best kind of Tahoe is an overpriced Tahoe.

2 Door Tahoe > 4 door Tahoe.

LOL Touché! That thing *was* a boat! 18 feet of steel, chrome, and leather! Fortunately for me, not long before my 16th birthday, my parents got another car and that became my personal ride all throughout high school. Boy the stories I could tell... That back seat should have been bronzed! Hell, even my best friend…

It’s ok - we all get kinja’d. I’m gonna pretend it was these two...