Needs a William Tell Autotune.

You mean The William Tell Undertune

That’s more like The William Tell Underture.

Their commitment to fraud was ironclad. But at least somebody called the coppers.

I had no idea that Makita was making and selling sports bras for our more “ample” tradeswomen out there.

I would keep the Mona Lisa in a dark closet, a very carefully controlled one.

Never have I seen a car that was so thoroughly wasted. This is keeping the Mona Lisa in a dark closet where no one can view it. This is making a perfect filet and lobster tail, just to look at. This is reading Mozart’s music without ever playing it.
I will never understand the value of a thing when that thing has…

Of course not. It’s a car.

Sooooo the lesson is to drive the speed limit and always check your tire condition/pressure. Got it, mom.

No wheelie bar = I’m amazed that thing was allowed on the track.

No body stops for accidents in Hampton Roads unless traffic makes you.

How do you walk with balls that big?

I fell partway out of a moving car when I was a toddler after the door popped open around a bend. My mother caught me by my hair and pulled me back in. It’s my oldest and most vivid memory.

I commuted in DC traffic on a motorcycle for 6 years.

That’s only available on the Camry model.

oh come on! That’s clearly a blatant ripoff of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust!!

De-badge or re-badge.

MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE MOOPS!

Trailered. While wrapped in velvet. with escort vehicles (yes, I meant to say that).

So, Civic Type “r”?