Neat wedding. Very cool. But if getting married in a Porsche showroom is beyond your wildest dreams, you aren’t dreaming big enough.

Also, being in the wedding industry- not sure if I’ve ever seen a wedding aisle past in front of a buffet station.

As a long time Porsche owner and enthusiast let me just say this: Tacky!

She asked for something that exudes bad-assery and has no problem with leasing? Black F-Type or GTFO.

But everyone with a Genesis eventually undergoes an Exodus

Have you ever OWNED a jag? Build quality is not something they do anymore. Go look at a five year old Jag on the secondary market. There are a lot of them out there. All have developled off rattles mysterious electrical issues and are not very nice cars anymore. I’d rather have a five year old Vette than a brand new…

You have that backwards. The classic GM (v8) trope is that the engine will always be running, even while the vehicle falls apart around it.

Eh... not really.

Perhaps this is due to coming of age after this vehicle was produced (though I love the 944s), but the 928 is a very unattractive vehicle. With the lights down, it looks cross-eyed.

It certainly is unethical to remove parts from cars before selling them! How can Jalopnik readers be outraged by this

As I said, “It’s all relative.” The value of the object is determined by the one willing to buy it. If someone is willing to pay $3.5 million, then to them, it’s worth $3.5 million. Also, it commanded that price because of its desirability. Demand greatly exceeded supply, so value went up. Just because you don’t…

Multiple M car owner here (one past: E30 M3; one present: S54 M coupe). Just picked up my RS two weeks ago and you took the exact words right out of my mouth. I have been saying the same goddamned thing to anyone who will ask.

I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

Agreed, it feels good to be the one to deliver karma from time to time, like what happened to me a year ago:

If it’s basically any other phone it will handily take 2-3 times that fall and act like it never happened.

“I can literally play dumb and”

A) no, the city that employs me gave me the ID card and a neat little badge to go with it.

The keyword there is prosecuted. See my above comment concerning the different burdens of proof for different courts.

How do they prove that you were the one who removed it?