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AND. PARK. IN. NON-EXISTENT. AUSTIN. PARKING. SPOTS. ALSO. DRINK. AND. DRIVE.

Nah, those are the Florida-standard camo cargo-shorts. You’re issued two pair of them if you’re born here, along with flip-flops. Tourists and transplants have to pay for them, though.

Alternatively, if he was a bit older and in mid-life crisis mode he would have been at the local Porsche dealer....

No, no, you misunderstood: I was referring to manipulating a donkey’s genitals.

Volkswagen: Hey Bosch wanna help me cheat on diesel emissions testing?

Bosch: I dunno I’m pretty busy tonight

Volkswagen: But the regulators aren’t home!

Bosch:

Turbo porches? In the north we call them Turbo stoops

I was wondering that, too — is this because I tend to have these high HP cars for only a week or so at a time? Maybe. Maybe I would get used to it and adapt.

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING HORSE CARS.

On another note, I wish they’d get rid of the Stig. He was great for the old show, but they don’t need him, especially with Sabine and Harris in the cast, just like TGUS didn’t need a Stig with a race driver presenter.

Fuck it. It looks fun, it looks like Top Gear, I am going to watch it. Best case I have two awesome Top Gear like shows in my life, worse case I have one (or none, I guess).

1) Do they, really?

If you find something that has stuff you are planning on doing yourself and looks to be done properly, this is the best bet. Mods dont increase the value so you’ll get a better deal on stuff the other guy already put on there.

I sell car to mike.
Mike crashes car in 10 minutes.
Insurance pays for car and buys mike new car.

OEMs call that a “2 for 1 deal”

The problem with holding supercar drivers accountable for the abilities of their vehicles is that no one would buy them if they actually had to possess the skill and those companies would quickly disappear from existence altogether.

Can't even get their acronym right

Its cool. You’re wrong. It happens to us all.

Come on now, for years now hacked has included exactly that, unauthorized access to an account. Not Angela Jolie cracking your password from Bern. The distinction is meaningless.

Unauthorized access to an account is the very definition of hacking.

After he’s done getting off his lawn, maybe you could run to the store and buy yourself a sense of humor?