Nothing is as old as those misplaced cliches.

Hey, that's awesome that you're recycling decades old jokes! Environmentalism!

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Goddammit, just... no. I've come to like a few of your pieces, and I know you've admitted that some of these are intentionally trolling, but come on, man.

Wait.. Cheap. Reliable. BMW.

If you gave a laughable bank account, you don't have 850 to drop on a single tool and you probably don't have the time to tear into the heads of your BMW while working 2 jobs. TTAC was right.

You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Nope. That's still serious sociopathic behavior.

You seem to have forgotten this other IAMAUTO monstrosity.

Bible Belt demographic?

$760 for dual zone climate control that comes standard on most Kias. Well played/fuck you, Porsche.

I'll press this.

Don't cry Gary. Falling in love with impractical, expensive, and unique engineering is all a part of the wonderful experience we call Jalopnik.com.

Yes, I meant classy sarcastically, because a true "classy guy" wouldn't call another guy a pussy just because he has a different experience than the other, instead, he would offer an educated and respectful disagreement with the topic, and leave it at that.

Wow! You're right, any one of us could pay fourty grand for a Camry and then drive it until powdered wigs come back into style...

Since you didn't list the price I was a little surprised to see $3500... was thinking it was gonna be free/haul it away/under a grand.

So are Geo metros! And First gen Hyundai Excels.

/writes for Jalopnik