$887 FOR A TAILLIGHT!!!!!

AWD and Not-Audi reliability.

I had my Abarth a year and the only CD played was a NSYNC Christmas CD my wife insisted we listen to. I loved that CD so much that I left it in the car when i turned it in.

"Unfortunately, Ms. Grimes, we had to remove all your wisdom teeth."

charging out the nose at peek traveling times during the massive snow storm

He said he had more legroom in the *smaller* car.

Ball-bearing. There's something about a ball-bearing. Or a ball-bearing turbo.

You will have jokes other than "herp derp Americans are fat and stupid God save the Queen pip pip cheerio," right?

They like alternators turboes so much they got tattoos of them

Not happening.

Obviously he should do what anyone does when they get bored of their car: throw a sick exhaust on there and cover it with GReddy stickers.

I'm convinced that compulsive car shopping is a disease. I wonderfully, horrible disease thatI have as well. Just like diabetes, only with more crude oil and less corn syrup.

MY FELLOW 'MURICAN, YOU TOO HAVE THE RIGHT TO BAER BRAKES

It's easier to bully car companies, which are full of designers and engineers, than the average 90 IQ license holder.

Everything Lotus, buy more Lotus cars folks!

Fiesta ST. Ford isn't offering rebates for no reason.

I thought Hurt Locker was a really great movie about what it's like to be a conflict journalist - sort of a meditation on adrenaline addiction. The war parts were notoriously inaccurate, which brought it in for criticism from the veteran community (not that we are or should be considered the best source of criticism…

This is excellent stuff.

And that horse is clearly dead because he stepped on snow with all season horseshoes.

How about this: