Turn the traction control off they said, It'll be fun they said

I used to work in radio, and can still do a lot of voices, though I worked with some guys who are true masters, but nobody gets as consistently close to random folks as Caliendo does. Most guys who do voices tend to stick to the same crew - Reagan, Clinton, George Burns, Nicholson, Arnold, Shatner, etc... - the whole…

Thank you!

My mother drove (for the first time in her life) my GT-R from Miami to Washington, DC, and was pulled over in Emporia, VA (a known speed trap) for 81 mph, and given a reckless driving ticket. When she got home, fifteen different law firms sent her mail asking to represent her. It's all a fucked up scam, and she got…

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

Dude, fuck off. Seriously. You're an annoying troll. Nobody enjoys this. You're clearly an angry little neckbeard who is just upset that he's stuck with an old Sunfire. If you're not...then you should be embarrassed for acting as such. Please let the adults talk.

haha. Thank you. You can't win em all. The biggest thing I've learned over the last year is how to ignore idiots.

Did about 85 percent of my miles in Atlanta.

Hahahaha

Non-original oil filter? That's $1,000 off! - Rod.

Every fucking time.

Hi can you validate my snarky preconceived notion?

Un-Jalop? The MKT is literally the revival of the full size station wagon with twin turbos and brembo brakes.

This sounds like a job for....

Not in 'H'?

The Focus isn't one of those cars. Ford already made a competent hot hatch in the Focus ST when the last generation RS came out and the goal wasn't to build a fast but accessible vehicle like the ST, it was to build the most over-engineered FWD car to tackle the Nürburgring that you could also drive to Tesco or…

I really hope that Ford offers the new RS in this ridiculous shade of green. Ever since the car made its debut, I wanted it in this ridiculous green color.

Welcome to Jalopnik, may I take your order?

Unfortunately, the car head unit he hacked most recently controls functions including the radio, heater, heated steering wheel and seats, rear camera, and sat-nav — leaving Miller with a vehicle best described as "downright primitive."

I visited the factory where they make these and I still had a hard time distinguishing it from the Escape, what's your take on the exterior?