That is for my grandchildren to enjoy.

In all seriousness, why are the tires slanted?

Yeah man! Great car! Super practical, lots of fun. Enjoy!

Of course, there are a few more drawbacks: Parking. Road quality. Practicality. But they're all in the video. I suggest you watch it so that maybe, just maybe, you won't e-mail me to ask if you can drive this car every day. Because I'm starting to get so annoyed that I might just say yes.

Nah, people don't look as closely at service records with a 911. I had a 996 and none of the interested buyers even really glanced at em. In fact I mounted a full set of tires at some random tire store. It's not like this — these people are insane.

Best solution: buy a Corvette.

Hammond Cheese Croissant.

No Hellcat for you!

I feel as though this will end up being a Steve Lehto piece about the unknown truths about "Certified Pre-Owned" vehicles...

Changing all your cars fluids is obvious, but absolutely necessary. Your car will work much better than it did with all the dirty fluid that hadn't ever been changed.

That would be so unjalop.

You, with your name "AMGftw" of all the people, should know better than to buy a new car.. lol.

More conspiracy theories, please.

I'm really bummed that tape didn't do a better job holding the rear wing on. Does Liberty Walk even 3M?

Why are you even on Jalopnik? I'm sure Consumer Reports has a forum that suits your special needs.

But owners of US Civic Si models will tell you how it's the greatest car they've ever driven.