Read the update, and you'll see that he (or at least his crew) doesn't.

Lol, Arizona's most proud export is that fucktard Joe Arpaio. Anywhere that lets that dude hold public office might as well be thunderdome.

It isn't!? Oh shit, has it mutated?


Are we looking at patient zero here?

My ideal laneway is an all orange lineup of a Fiesta ST, a Datsun 240z, and a Pontiac Aztek (DON'T JUDGE ME). "Ideal" being things I could actually afford.

Orange should be the new black

Bore spacing determines max bore size. Mod motor Bore spacing is 100MM windsor V8 is 111MM.

The only reason why they would go with a smaller engine is if they could widen the bores and reduce stroke to rev higher. They can't, because the 5.0's cylinder walls are maxed out.

This sounds like freedom.

LOL punching it in 1st gear while going 30MPH. Right. Are you 12 by any chance?

Rule of thumb #1 when driving a manual: never downshift to first unless you're in a parking lot or going under 15mph.

I think you're confusing your statistics. I believe this would fall into the category of independent trials so your chances of crashing today would be the same as they would have been any other day.

KD's Personal Assistant: This is never gonna work.

Durant: So, Biebs, you want bloodies or mimosas?

Nice of him to include enough for all of Antonio Cromartie's kids.

Did no one watch the speed racer movie? This is basically identical to that scene where he's racing his brother ghost, including the moment where he stopped right before the finish line to preserve his brother record.

NP if there is 25 thousand dollars in the trunk. Other than that, CP.

The guys getting off from the second job they had to pick up to pay for a turbo are going to be so pissed when they get home!

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

Yes. His son is a Brony. That cartoon is very popular with boys, I hear.

Can I get the Cliff Notes?