Hey guys, its ok! We can all buy the new Mirage Evo! With its powerful, 89 hp 3-cylinder, bold new graphics, and tough rally-inspired headlights, its 2015's newest sensation! Live the Austerity!

Yet the WRX lives.

Thanks to the anonymity of the internet, I can own up to a very shameful secret. My first car was ... an automatic Miata. What can I say, I learned to drive in the US, which means if you don't know someone who has a manual car, you don't have any way to learn.

I didn't realize implosions had so much valvetrain noise.

If you tell someone driving an Evo that they're really driving a tarted up Lancer, their world starts to implode and they lose all control.

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

I think a better idea is just not to blow anything at anyone. It may be boring but it's a classy kind of boring.

• Implying you can't do that everywhere

He bought the Ferrari for the sake of writing about it. That's also why he bought his CTS-V Wagon, which he wrote about all the time.

Now that you live in Philadelphia, how will you make jokes based on looking down on other locations in America? It, by definition, will be impossible.

As some of you are no doubt aware, I am currently on vacation. This means I've interrupted my usual schedule of a) waking up late, and b) sitting around the house no pants on, just so I could spend thousands of dollars to fly half-way around the world, where I am a) waking up late, and b) sitting around the house with…

The dipshit in the Pius isn't purposefully modding his/her car to dump noxious toxins into the air just to "look cool" and piss off F-350 drivers.

Your first part...You make the assumption that I assume. Dealing with many people who come from there illegally, they tell a different story than what you assumed I believed. It is a developing nation. It is not on par with the US, Japan, etc. Hell, even the black people in Mexico have it worse than the US.

Production workers in the Puebla plant make $1/hour. Does that clear it up for you?

The oil tycoon notion is based solely upon the Twitch username "Amhai" and nothing more. In actuality it could be any rich female like Oprah Winfrey or Justin Bieber.

Yeah, he does this while having an open way to donate to him? How fucking naive.

Or they could be spending millions on a purebreed horse (or camel), a 4th yacht or buying diamond earrings for random chicks they want to bang. Watch 1 episode of "Rich Kids of Beverly Hills" to understand how disproportionate wealth distribution is and how completely disconnected these people are from reality.

So that's how all those neighbor's sister's third cousin's former roomates keep earning $8349.23 per month at home.

Maybe that Nigerian Prince is finally coming through with his plan (for legal reasons or some such) to store his vast fortune in the bank accounts of random strangers. Good for him.