IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!

I used to load the hot dog gun at Citizens Bank Park from time to time, it was always a riot. The Phanatic liked to see how far he could shoot the hot dogs into the upper deck, always trying to literally shoot it out of the park (he succeeded once, that I know of, by getting very close to the right field wall and…

Shortly afterward, a dog in a cop costume was spotted sniffing around for casings.

Who's down with TPP?

"If you don't think this is funny, don't look."

Aaaaand that's enough internet for today.

People are hooked on these compact-based cute-utes right now. They're straight-up addicted. And VW will give it to them. As it is written, "The spice must flow."

Wow, not even the pretties Corvette ever:

It took you 4 minutes to watch a 2 minute video?

I certainly know that some will find this entertaining and I won't continue intentionally viewing things I don't enjoy. I'm pointing out that this is a drastic departure from what made this site popular in the first place and that it's quite possible people aren't as into content like this as the authors are. I took…

I couldn't agree more. Why is that Subaru are the only ones allowed to run a car? I mean Higgins is awesome and it's amazing the speed he achieved, but isn't this kind of like holding a race in your cul-de-sac, only inviting yourself, and then congratulating yourself for being the quickest?

What's sadder is if Toyota did manage to spend all this money and win Le Mans, would anybody outside Toyota City and the team's base care? Audi and Porsche, the other big LMP1 players, have huge, cultish enthusiast followings. Does the average Camry driver care about NASCAR, let alone Toyota's WEC exploits? I suspect…

They should connect this up to twitter too! and let tweets decide which driver get electrocuted!

Is the 911 Germany's Mustang? Based upon how many times I have read and heard that the Cayman is neutered to not compete with the 911, a tarted up Cayman is faster than a base 911, the Cayman is a superior platform, yada yada yada, is Porsche limiting the potential of the 911 by maintaining rear-engine status in the…

I'm not entirely sure what I just watched, and yet I'm intrigued enough to have enjoyed it...

One of those rare cases where being grounded to the ground isn't ideal

The PT (2001) predates any Fiat, Cerberus, and Daimler involvement. It's all Chrysler. Similarly, the Fiat 500 (2007) predates any Fiat/Chrysler involvement. The two vehicles have nothing to do with each other. Any similarity in appearance is just that...appearance.

Don't know if this has been on here before, but its worth watching again if it has

An idiot.