Its car version of the Powerthirst commerical.

I had that game! You smacked other bikes with a big piece of chain!

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A HEADLINE QUITE LIKE THIS

Poor Dexter. He keeps shouting "False flag! Benghazi!" but those damn sheep won't listen.

You should buy gas station souvenirs at each fuel stop for each other, the cost of the souvenir must equal the cost of the tank of fuel. Which ever car runs out of cargo space 1st is the loser.

"We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board. Tell me Mariano, what would you throw on an 0-2 count?"

This car's most direct competitors are the Volvo S60 and Audi A4. If you've driven one or both of those, would you chose them over the Regal? Why or why not?

I don't see a conflict. They like cliched, fuel-inefficient cars.

"Did you bring your driving suit?"

"Can Google cars be used as bombs to blow up your children?

I knew this face was plotting murder.

No one—at least no one reasonable—is saying that you shouldn't pay athletes because they are "in college to learn".

Can it do this?

Way better if you like to hang out in a room with a smoke generator and do something that's safe for an eight year old's birthday parties, sure.

Seal Team Sux

My too-old-for-lazer-tag friend recently had a birthday party at this place. It was a blast, but I wound up getting yelled at for climbing on the tank. Who the fuck builds a big fucking wooden tank, and plops it in the middle of a lazer tag arena and then says, "oh, don't climb on that." Idiots, that's who.

"Guns are so cool."

Hey thanks bud, I usually just refer to it as "that shitty whiskey from Tennessee" since I don't know where the apostrophe belongs.

Thanks for your input?

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.