Haha, do you always talk like Clint Eastwood?

Somehow I think everyone knew that there was street racing happening there. If this section of road had a reason for people to loiter around it late at night besides watching street racing I'll change my opinion. Murder is too high of a charge for crashing into a crowd of people that were at a street racing event.

I think the charge is murder for two reasons, the first to discourage drag racing which they've apparently failed at so far. They also may not have an airtight case if they didn't catch these guys at the scene. It's somewhat commonplace for people to get charged with a more serious felony so they will plead down to…

So the people who all showed up to watch these two nimrods street race have no responsibility for what happened?

The victims that decided to stand feet away from a known drag racing event? Culpability lies with both parties.

I get it, street racing is dumb. If you kill someone on their way home from the grocery store while you're drag racing, you deserve to go to jail. The line gets blurred when you have hundreds of people lined up on either side of the road to watch these guys drag race in a semi-organized event. At what point does the…

I think they'd both be deserving of the name if it were a competition, which it's not.

Ever seen the aftermath of a dog in a chicken coop? (Hint: they don't kill 30 birds because they're hungry)

You found a perfectly good PT Cruiser with custom Betty Boop accents and you ruined it, you monster.

In a car weighing over 200 Stone, you're a menace to society! You'll be doing 4.7 x 10 ^ 17 nanoseconds at a minimum, buddy.

So many furlongs

Too bad this didn't happen:

I expected this guy to be some sort of a wizard, chucking multiple balls through the high score areas. Instead he just looks maybe slightly above average. Full disclosure, I could only watch for the first 1:30 so there may be another 9 minutes of solid advice that I skipped.

God forbid they live in Chicago, the pileups will be endless.

You are statistically far more likely to die in a small car unfortunately.

I'd like to meet the Polish pilot who got the job of dusting the beet patch with this jet powered crop dusting machine.

Sweet stance, bro

Gotta admit, was TLDR on that one. I'll assume there was a good reason for the turd scooping.

If the water is shutoff, just go buy a gallon or two of water from the 7-11, dump it in the tank and voila, toilet flushes... Or you can scoop a turd by hand as that makes a better story.