Sounds like you're missing your mark by 44MPG

Can you ask Adam if the flames that shoot out of my tailpipe are helpful when trying to hypermile?

The car, when stock, exhibited zero tasteful restraint

GM Geo Metro swap?

Don't make the mistake of thinking that $4000 will get you through a full season of LeMons racing. If you buy a $500 car it will have at least $1000 worth of parts that need replaced after the first race. 3 races will easily cost your team $8-10k, especially if you want a competitive B class car.

I'd think anyone who buys a car based on "prestige" can be influenced by social media and advertising. Looking at you, C Class buyers.

Deliver us two Evos.

Apparently the ones in the 1700s were more bloodthirsty. Oh well. BTW - not trying to disparage your hobby, just made me laugh when I pictured a fancy rat in a top hat ordering a dry martini.

I now want to start my own fancy rat fighting league. Thanks for the inspiration!

Or is this because you're British and this is fancy in the sense of "it's a rat, but it's not one I'd like to kill, I actually fancy it"?

How does one tell if a rat is Fancy or not? Additionally, can we apply this nomenclature to clothing? I would like to dub my fanciest pair of Dockers my Fancy Pants.

Haha "fancy rats"

Unpossible.

3:40 - DUDE, STOP HUMPING MY CAR!

Be careful Big Jalopnik doesn't hear about your sleuthing or your account may mysteriously get Kinja'd in the middle of the night, never to be heard from again.

Pre subbed.

Inconceivable

Is that a martini symbol? Yes please.

It comes with a flower holder...