ryan reynolds being inside my body would be the best thing to happen to me this month

Correction: His abs were the best thing in Blade: Trinity.

Wow, can you imagine if they made a movie about you and put Ryan Reynolds inside your body??

I’m sorry about the depression, which sucks, but I very much applaud your level of feistiness. :)

I may be a filthy millennial, but all these stories about the faltering of traditional capitalist markets is starting to make me think that it’s not all because of the avocados.

You might be interpreting his tweets incorrectly. What he’s really saying here is:

I think it wasn’t just that he had a distaste for Trump, but that he seemed good at fighting like Trump does (albeit not quite as sleazily). He seemed like an effective voice for our side (at least in a limited capacity).

Arizona’s been WILD. This is a big gigantic treat but the lil’ cherry on top is that also in the Arizona race for Superintendent of Public Instruction, Democrat Kathy Hoffman beat Republican Frank Riggs AFTER he suggested she concede on election night to him. She was like nahhhhhh, I’ll wait for all the votes to be…

I forgot they used to do that! (Aaand now I wish they still did that because I want a goddamn pretzel and I’d even go to the dying Kmart nearby to get one.)

I’m in the Midwest, and as far as I know there actually are still a few here.

I second that. I just scroll right through them every time. 

Phi Phi is that you, gurl?

Dream top 3 = Latrice, Monet, Monique.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE!

Team Latrice all the live long day!

It’s close: Latrice is the most beloved queen of all time but Manila might be the most well-rounded competitor the show’s ever seen. She can seriously do it all. I’m rooting for both of them. #Latrila

Yes, hunty. I am here for Latrice! Hazel, you should do recaps for this season.

I love the old school queens and am  here for Latrice and Manila. They bring the wisdom and wit that not all the new queens can hang with. 

Exactly, our society is eager to send Black kids to jail for way less. It’s not called the “school-to-prison pipeline” for nothing.