I feel you. I’m in the UK and I don’t know what’s available wherever you are but I found it helpful to spend a couple of hours with total permission to be honest about it all. Speaking the true things (however ugly) without fear of judgement is important to do. <3

Girl, drink it all. All the booze.

My cats are, floofs, floofens, or keekers (I somehow said keety kats too fast once and came up with keekers and it stuck). Just as often they are also just assholes.

OMG, have all the booze you need and then an extra drink! I can’t even imagine <3 <3 <3

Thanks. Solidarity is everything. Just got home to find an old family friend had just dropped by with their new baby. I managed not to smash anything or scream, and I’ve never been prouder of myself.

Excuse to share pics of my good birb:

Oh, so a bird gets drunk and flies into stuff and it’s ok, but I get drunk and think I can fly and all of a sudden it’s “a safety issue” and “sir, please don’t make us tase you” and “the doctor will be over shortly to talk with you, but we can’t let you go in your current condition.”

I’d venture that they are doing SOME level of cleaning. Plug for my favorite show right now, Harlots, those ladies are shown washing their nether regions after an encounter, so I’d think probably some kind of cleaning happens. Also, a woman (usually) has a uterus within in which at least some of the splooge will go,…

Precisely. I’m 38. I fully expect to see organized armed conflicts, if not all-out civil war within my lifetime.

In addition to O’Reilly getting everything that’s coming to him, what on EARTH is going on with that therapist who decided to switch careers MID-CASE and become his nanny? Was she ever reported and censured by her governing board?

I want to punch Tobey Maguire in his stupid crumply-cry face. 

I wasn’t a fan, but I don’t think it was his fault, I blame Clara, she sucked. I did like his final season quite a bit though.

I will just say that my gf and I are excited for Doctor Who for the first time in many, many, many years.

I fucking dig that Regina King look like hell. “It’s a costume-party Emmys and I’m going as GEOMETRY, check this parabola.” YES PLEASE.

Those little fangs peeking out! He looks like the world’s chillest vampire cat, and I love him. (Also, I love it when older cats are cool about fostering kittens, I just think it’s the sweetest to watch them look after the new little ones.)

What a week! I feel like I wasted most of it sleeping in late, since my work schedule got fucked with (i.e. more night shifts), and it just threw me and my overall energy off completely. Hopefully will feel more normal next week, I always just feel like a sloth who never fully wakes up when I sleep for more than 6-7…

I’ve binged the first season and a half of The Americans in the last week. So far so good. I don’t watch very much TV, so I often come across spoilers (or seek them out!) for the few shows that I do watch, but I haven’t seen any yet for this and haven’t tried to look anything up. It’s not the best show ever, but…

Even if the Democrats take back the Senate (and that’s a tall order), the new Senators won’t be in and voting until January, so we’re almost certainly not stopping Republicans from ramming through a new justice before then. It’s worth a try, of course, but I’d put better odds on winning the lottery while being struck…

Cocaine. He’s either on it now or was yesterday and hasn’t slept since.

But can it top this: