Man. I sure wish these weirdoes would ban periods! I’ve murdered so many babies by now! /s

You should combine this with the up thread “Conservative Mother Thunderdome.” I’d mandatory watch that in a red-robed heartbeat.

Thanks. And same. I was such a dip shit when I first moved over seas. Then I saw...well, it ain’t so great in the USA. Coming home was shocking and eye opening. I don’t love being back and I’m looking for an out, because I have that luxury.

Every morning at my school during the announcements the kids are supposed to say the pledge. I’ve told my kids from day one saying the pledge is their choice but they must be quiet. I tell them I choose to sit. We have a discussion about why someone might sit during the pledge. And my kids make their choices. Luckily,…

Thank you.

Encino Man. All day. Every day.

They’ll just cut my pittance of salary to arm somebody and my kids won’t get pencils anymore...since I have to buy those too.

This. Every year we get the training, too. The officer always says the same morbid thing, “Wear your badges at all times. If you’re shot we’ll be able to identify you quickly.” I teach on a open campus. No hallways! We were doing an active shooter drill while this kid was killing other kids, with his legally…

If it makes you feel better that RCC dumped puragtory out of the canon. So, I guess they realized it wasn’t real, too.

But they do have that fun habit of baptising people after death. Ask the Jews about that weird nonsense in late 90's/ early aughts.

He’s also the yellow M & M. A fact I leaned this week.

Jesus Christ. That’s some next level shit hate.

I feel you there. I was jealous of my mom as 12 year old when she got her hysterectomy. She got like a, literal, new lease on life. I’m still jealous...

As an educator, its a win. There’s nothing better than your student asking for music you’re familiar with. (As in it makes me feel less.old!)

I’ve introduced the Spice Girls to my students and it has gone well. Daily dance parties... they’re good and fun kids.

“Hey, hey! Look at me! I’m SMRT!” “I Google quotes from Orwell, Rand, and other SMRT people so that my completely unessecary lawsuit sounds SMRT LIKE MMMMEEEEE!” “I jerk it to Nabokov!” “Womens don’t like men cause I’m a nice guy!” (Sad cum everywhere.) Fuck these pseudo-intellectuals and their cock waving antics.

Every time there’s an advert for this movie, my husband turns and asks me “why does anyone think we needed this? Why did this get made?” And I tell him every time,”I don’t know man. I wasn’t in the room when they shopped this around.” I think he thinks that because I have boobs (thus I might want to bone either…

Well thank gawd that Bannon fucked it up.

This like 2016’s election on a microcosmic scale. Ima have a celebratory smoke and then hide my pack again.

I probably should have used a hyphen...