He looks a Mola Mola. Maybe they’ll just take him as one of their own... save me the money of a divorce.

That sucks. Solidarity to you sister. I’m mulling my options with him.

And the moment you call them out in their bullshit they up the ante and turn into even shittier people to make you feel worse for standing up for yourself.

I thank whatever random deity that I come from a long line of high functioning alcoholics. Otherwise, I’d be DED.

Thank you! LBJ did some weird shit but he he was a dope president. When I drink too much I like to educate people on LBJ...it annoys the ever loving shit out of my husband.

Yeah she was! I like Alaska, but I LIVE for Katya.

Hallelujah hunty! The 9 ish minutes of YouTube isn’t NEARLY enough of those two. Praise jebus!

My cat thinks your cat is funny!

I just...I mean what the fuck? I feel like I could physically remove my uterus, put it in the Oval Office, walk away and it would still do a better job. My utuerus could do this. Alone. By itself. Sans corpus. On day one. With terrible cramps and bloat. Blindfolded, even. While on its period...without me and it…

I do. Or at work...and ya just keep working. I’m almost thankful I’m not in SoKo anymore...

Let’s hope the Ouroboros of the GOP doesn’t eat all of us...

Yes! There were accusations after Bill’s run in with impeachment and Ken Starr that he engage directly with the Bosnian conflict because of Starr’s investigations. Trump would kill us all to avoid embarrassment.

It should not. Shit be crazy and these fools are DEFCON 5 level crazy.

If ya fling bombs at NoKo, they’ll never know you’re a traitor.

Reprint or whatever (and alarmist too) but

Anybody else remember when ol’ Billy C dropped some bombs in Bosnia because Ken Starr was coming for him? This motherfucker is gonna kill us all to bury the truth.

Praetorian Guard a la Caligula. I bet Vega bookies have some odds.

It’s the old adage “always wear clean panties when you leave the house,” that freaks me out the most. Don’t judge me by my underoos Coroner person.

They’d wonder why I watched so much gay porn, probably.

I give my dude a congratulatory shout-out once a year for putting up with my annoying ass. Otherwise, I keep our shit in the dark where it belongs.