And if he new what prima nocta was he’d move on it like a bitch. “Where’s the bride, c’mon...” gross.

Jesus. Scratch the good part. I’m so sorry...that’s all really awful.

This sounds like a terrible / good story. Care to expand it?

Can we even call this a slow burn into fascist autocracy? I fully expect to be locked up for my seditious FB posts in like...18 months.

That’s a reeeeeaaaalllll short limb. Shorter than me actually spelling the word real.

Good. Fuck McConnell.

From your keyboard to Gawd’s ears.

Fuck this show. There is no such thing as “crystal ball history” and it should not, under any fucking circumstances, be entertained. Even with show-runners who are ostensibly, black or of African descent. We spent too much of our history pandering to these white, whiny, fragile fuck-nuggets. I’m super tired of…

I see what you’re saying. I noticed in Arya’s speech that she said, “I gathered the Freys.” And she says some other stuff about gathering the men “who stood with me.” I took that to mean she gathered actual Freys. Cousins, uncles, in laws, brothers, sons, loyal bannermen. The people that were in the dining hall the…

That’s EXACTLY what I thought, too.

I ran into him at the Denver Airport once. Like actually ran into him because I was distracted by edibles. We were both high cause I’m terrified of flying and he’s just a good old stoner. It was good fifteen minute conversation in the TSA line. He stood in that line with me and just shot the shit. My husband is still…

Boo!!!! Not the Turnpike! I has a sad, because I have such great memories of laughing manically while jerking the car around to give my dad whiplash...

I love KennyWood! The potato shack, the Kangaroo, the Whip, that weird fucking haunted boat ride! Oooo, or that damn floor opening-spinny ride....stuff of nightmares. I was there the day when they opened the ORGINAL Steel Phantom! I love it so much...I make my Dad go every time I get to da ‘Burgh. Sorry, nostalgia…

Yeah, he fucking did! And then he fucking TOLD everyone why he did it too? I feel such delicious and catty spite right now, it makes me grin.

DingBat Don probably doesn’t see it that way. But I fuckin’ bet Comey does. 🎶Oh, There ain’t no strings on him...”🎶

They’ll get him eventually. If I were him, I’d sing a canary and sell those motherfuckers down the river. Might as well watch them all burn before I died.

People are weird. I’ve always suspected the super rich are super weird. So they might fuck and then eat a dolphin.

Vern FTW.

It’s ok. I used to call my Gram when I was in college and this was on and we’d spend hours on the phone bashing the designs...and the couples who roped themselves into those insane designs. I was lame, but I have fond memories of being stoned and talking with Mam-Maw about Trading Spaces.

🙄 Sweet Je-Bus H. Christo.