Are you me? Lurking on Jezebel and watching my spirit animal Louise...it’s a good day.

My husband likens Ross to a Turkish Bazaarr. It’s but it a free for all.

Get him in the bathroom like Caligula.

“Cousin humping twatwaffle.” So good...that’s going in my Rolodex of hate.

Fine. I “deeply empathize” with my students if you’re going to be a nitpicky troll about verbiage.

Lol. Repugnician. We need to can Scott Walker and Paul Ryan. They’re are dangerous and young. It’s time to dust Corey Booker off and get him ready for 2020 too.

Just...no. Every time I see something like this, I wonder if all of my kids will be back in class. Is someone going to hurt them? Why would they hurt them? Why? I can’t wait to get back to my classroom and hug all of my kids. Tell them how much I love and respect them. It’s only to get worse, isn’t it?

Netflix they have all of them.

As a fellow teacher. No to this bill and yes to everything you said. Thank you.

We all shoulda been out when he won the primary. A giant, collective “nope, fuck that.” But here we are in Bizzaro America. I hope our multiverse selves are faring better.

It’s just disappointing. Never buy into the pumpkin conspiracy.

I admire and applaud your restraint regarding your team. Others just want to watch the world burn...

Ding! Fucking heathens, eating pumpkins. Sweet tater pie or GTFO.

According to my husband, the Cowboys doing well and the Cubs winning the World Series were the 64th and 65th respectively.

I’d say, based solely on my understanding of demons; (of which I learned from the fine documentary “Supernatural”) is that all of this is the sign of what noted demonologists, Sam and Dean, call the “apocalypse.”

Thanks for this. I needed the court. It took me a week and my husbands full melt down over his betrayal by the US as a military member for me to gather my wits and put clothes on. You made me laugh. You’re a goddamned gem.

I can’t decide if that tweet terrifies me or not. Thoughts? Should it?

I said this to my husband. She’s 46. She’s a little long in the tooth for old orangey. The sheer shadenfreude of a sitting president going through a nasty divorce and cheating scandal will be fun. Maybe it’ll get his ass impeached a la Bill. But he won’t be nearly as smooth in those hearings.

We cried together. My kids and I, we unabashedly cried. I live in a conservative state with a heavy Latino population and many of my kids are just terrified. I told them that I’m going to fight for them, tooth and nail. I’m going to stand up for these kids. No one, not a single person is going to hurt them, demean…

You’re going to be a folk hero someday.