Lol. “Polly Pocket Handed...” Excellent.

I *WISH* Hildawg would do that. Please. Let this happen.

I once bought my mother, step-father, and brother tickets to one of his shows for Christmas. My husband still will not forgive me for encouraging bad comedy.

Does that make her the “Trump” of her limited world view? I mean, the projection is strong with this one, damn. (Please don’t yell at me. It’s a genuine question I had after reading your comment.)

A-FUCKING-MEN! This season. ROTTED AND GUTTED!

I think they’d bring Romney in, if they could fix ANY of this. But, you know, they can’t tell their ass from their elbow. Or in this case, they can’t tell locker room talk and pussy grabbing. Fuck the GOP. Rotted and gutted.

Ooo, I hope she does!

I cannot WAIT for this debate! That smoldering junkyard fire is going to get grabbed by the balls tomorrow. So...dont fuck it up, Hillary.

And the name...beautiful fowl.

I like it. Your ding-a-ling neighbors may even get the joke.

Amen.

Not that I want the Khan’s to actually have to go through that vile hate-speech again, but say Hillary brought it up in round 2, aaaaaannndddd (very likely) Trump takes the bait again, you kniw Khzir Khan will come out *SWINGING*. Left hook for the K.O.

I like yours better. It names the crimes.

Would “Really Fucking, Hand-to-God, Jaw Droppingly Insane, Very Delusional, Possibly Empire Crumbling Faux News” work better? It is a bit of a mouthful.

Nothing like 30 or stab wounds from your own Praetorian Guard after a yoooooggggeeee sporting event.

Ooooohhhhhh shhhhhiiiitttttt. Goddamn McCain. I see him in a new light.

That’s my go to...

Give us this day our daily shade. Deliver us from tea. Hallowed be thy lace front. Holy be thine rhinestones. Steady mine ankles and give me Loboutins. Lead us into realness so that our make up dost blend. In the names of Divine, Bunny, Ru, and holy mother Michelle bless all queens so that we may #slay

I, too, am a Jodie, Daschund.

Fucking old people, man. This is why we can’t have nice things! Logan’s Run is where it’s at. I can’t actually vote here. Contract employee, home of permanent address nonsense and what-not.