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Sometimes Jezebel defines shero as woman slightly less shitty than male counterpart instead of just saying fuck em both.

By that logic, every time a woman ovulates, it is an abortion.

False equivalency

C’mon, Simone is AWESOME, but there are other ways to deal with ADHD, including exercise, and Ritalin is banned because of the performance boosts. I have a desperately hard time believing that she doesn’t take the Ritalin ALSO because of its enhancing properties. Like, life gave her an ADHD diagnosis, so why not take

After she said “I realized you were the perfect man after I watched you get fucked in the ass in that one movie.” I can’t imagine saying that to anyone, let along a female celebrity.

I think he was offended (and rightly so) by her original comment, and so he lashed out. I can’t imagine saying to a woman celebrity “I realized you were the perfect woman for me when I watched you get fucked in the ass in that one movie.”

It 100% is. The power dynamic of the joke is not man-woman but ugly person-pretty person, fat person-skinny person. People here are all about intersectionality until they’re not.

Which her apology basically says was the case. She thought to some extent who he was while acting was similar to who he actually is. She treated him like a friend when really they aren’t.

The scene was funny in the context of the movie. Her “joke” was not funny in the context of this (completely unrelated to that movie) interview. It was just an insult out of nowhere.

“Do I leave to find a much prettier girl? Because then both our dreams can come true!”

And in the context of that movie it was funny. This “joke” wasn’t in any such context.

Ornella is known to be pretty fucking obnoxious (for some reason one of my cousins loves her). So yeah, it was clearly about his weight.

Jonah hill is a power dynamic?

Why is punching Jonah hill punching upwards?

Yes, which is in response to the man telling her that he first decided he liked her when she did a scene where she got fucked in the ass first. That’s totally appropriate, right?

If someone made a similar joke at Melissa McCarthy’s expense this place would be up in arms.

Can’t help but feel the response to this “joke” would be less positive had the genders been reversed.

It’s a fucking meme. Get the hell over it. You people are 100 times worse than the “Ban things I don’t like” church ladies you used to hate.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways