Japan: Creates Gran Turismo, inserts all the badass Japanese Group A and JTCC gods. Sells game to US market.

I love almost everything about the car, but I see that Fiesta-spec highlight switch and I just cringe every time.

Oh, this guy’s embracing his inner child, all right. That child just happens to be stomping and screaming and throwing a tantrum at the moment.

I believe that it wouldn’t turn off

What’s worse, this stupid Demon is push-button start. No manual way to disconnect the power (like in an ignition switch), it’s all computer-controlled.  I fully believe the guy that it wouldn’t turn off.

Help help I'm suddenly realizing I'm only partially in control of my car in the middle of an emergency situation... Lol

My ignition switch broke recently and I couldn’t turn off the engine.

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

no im not.

My 2005 WRX had no of note for ~9 years. I replaced the starter, but I think a valet ground it down a bit. That’s it.

Old guys in exotic cars being slow at track days. Water is wet.

Oh something positive has happened for McHonda? QUICK BETTER FIND A WAY TO CRITICIZE THEM ANYWAY.

... winning every track day for the foreseeable future.

They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.

If this thing lost the annoying LED lights on the front, got a proper GT3 spec spoiler, lost the atrocious “stance,” had beefier tires/smaller (non-chrome) wheels... it might have actually been something interesting.

Things have come a remarkably long way in the last 5-6 years

I’d check your state law. At least in Texas your allowed to run red lights if your on a motorcycle and there’s no other traffic, for that exact reason.

$19,487 total, which includes the value of the car from Sept 2015 plus the cash payout.

Condom of cars?