The diet itself is a (mostly) good idea, but the mythos around it is just inane. If you just say "Hey, you should focus on eating vegetables and lean proteins. Also, cutting out sugar is good for you," I'm totally on board. Once you start trying to tell me that the reason this is good is because of the way you…

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

damn, cold blooded—but very very true—some random white hipster from Vicefork telling me what the hardest shit out is, to me, is just as bad as some Bogan rapping with a fake accent

Uh, DMX??!?!??

Gawker Media: Where We Excoriate White People For Trying to Rap but Encourage Them to Write Overwrought Musings on Hip Hop

I love me some Tim Kawakami sass.

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

Sorry for the delay in commenting. I opened this link and passed out.

After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN DRIVER WHO KILL THEIR COMPEITORS. BECAUSE OHTER DRIVERS CANT FRIGTH BACK?

Shocked Deadspin hasn't figured out the wives yet.

Agreed. Jay Z brought Beyonce street cred, and she helped bring Jay into the mainstream. It's difficult for most entertainers to have respect from both audiences, and they managed to get the balance perfect. I don't think either of them could have done it without the other.

When I see an article about Beyonce I have to stop by and let the world know that not all black people are Beyonce fans. I'm a card carrying black woman and I can't stand her.

I wouldn't want to consider it a sham marriage because they have a kid together. I think marrying for business is cool if that's what's most important to you and your partner, but bringing a child into it just seems wrong.

"Um, that's laughable. Beyoncé was already a star from her Destiny's Child days well before she and Jay Z got together. Of course, over the years her career skyrocketed, but I doubt anyone would seriously attribute any majority of her success to Jay Z simply because they were together at the time. For much of her…

If Limp Bizkit had a baby with a UFC fight and reared this child on Monster energy drink, that's what it would look like.

These articles are so fucking compelling. Thanks for writing them and thanks for publishing them.

Darren Rovell masturbates to Internet porn and then reports the website for copyright infringement.

Darren Rovell goes to the cemetery to report unauthorized uses of song lyrics on tombstones.