It is assumed in a formal setting you'll be eating slowly, so it is acceptable. It also hold an advantage in you don't have to keep two hands poised, holding utensils, like a mantis waiting to strike, while you simply chew on a piece of steak. I've mastered both, and which I use generally tends on how quickly I'm…

That would explain why they're working without pay.

Married with two kids. Thanks though.

-Talking "about last night"

Please cross post this on Jezebel and include the current comments below. I want to see Jez Nation completely self combust.

Buffalo Jills do not use slang words, like "pee". They say "piss", because they're good Buffalo honeys.

I'm not too worried about the publicity; I imagine that 90% of their traffic is generated by kids trying to find porn for the first time.

So they end up with free publicity on Deadspin.com, and a national treasure is preserved. I think we can call that a win-win.

Totally. I wonder if she was taking a lot of Valium or something. That could maybe cause someone to over share and yet still show no real emotion.

Holy shit, did Garvey soak his forearms in Miracle Grow overnight?

Wow, that was pretty awkward to read. Why would anyone open up like that to a reporter?

It's the setting up of the deck that skirts cheating. However, the casino was the one DOING the requests, which is where I would call it good. He himself didn't modify the equipment in any way shape or form. It would be like asking that a roulette ball be dropped at a certain point when the wheel is at a certain spot.…

Isn't this the verbal beatdown equivalent of Chris Br.....

Remind me, was that one of the Asiana pilots?

dyke she-hulk irrelevant fiona from shrek in the face lookin ass

I just wish Lolo's critics would leave her race out of it.

Drake's already been the first seed in so many brackets, though.

Srsly - Why didn't Lolo just Auto-Tune herself past that hurdle, then have the producers clean it up in post?

Well now RiRi and LoLo can both share black-eye's