but it really shows that the athletes have lack of perspective when they compare it to slavery.

Here's the options I would like to see

Embrace yourself for hockey fans posting meme images how their sport is more badass then everything else on the planet.

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

That's good! *extends hand to pull you out of the grey zone*

Hennessey never fought a bear but he did once con a yak.

Considering the guy is apparently famous enough to have one of those "put your face in here and pretend to be his girlfriend then take a picture" attractions at a local restaurant, is it really that surprising he was able to pull so much ass?

Yeah...I prolly will come back just in time for our deep, but ultimately futile playoff run

The worst part about baseball starting again is the constant Cardinal trolling by deadspin. See ya in November.

Ok, would "The regulatory equivalent of intentionally vomiting on someone's child" be a more apt description? That's pretty recent, right?

The Dolphins are a train wreck. It's pretty obvious that Philbin has no control over what's going on there, which is no surprise really. I think the interesting thing is that it wasn't just an Incognito/Martin thing, there were multiple players on both sides, and even coaches involved in this. I can't believe Philbin…

Replace Jeff Daniels with this guy and make it a little more lighthearted and I may actually watch The Newsroom.

I was with Bob Costas in Ireland on a tour of the Jameson's distillery. A baby fell into a huge vat of whiskey. Costas stuck his head in, drank most of the booze, and saved the child. Later that night he fucked two fat chicks.

I just did this. I really enjoyed the reaction.

Deadspin: It is cool to be a complete jerk but make sure you are the right kind of jerk because if you pick incorrectly we will write an article about why you are the type of jerk that is ruining the world.

I am 5'4'' and weigh 140. I have a cute, soft body that I am not at all ashamed of and wear two piece swimsuits. But I would like to lose 15 pounds. I FEEL better when I am around 125 because I don't have the extreme chub rub and muffin tops that are rubbed raw. My bra doesn't dig in. My fucking SOCKS fit better. But…

Look, some people just see the subtle brilliance in Antonio Banderas's work. I'm sorry you can't appreciate greatness.

PSH introduced "shart" into my vocabulary in that movie and he was the best part of an imminently forgettable movie.