The Quad City DJ's beg to differ

so false, so false, so false

Fortunately, in Missouri, the female body has a way of shutting those things down. Even in circumstances where the female wanted it a little.

Actually all the bars on the "East Side" are south of East St. Louis in an area called Sauget. All night clubs and strip joints. Pretty popular destination for sports stars and rock stars coming through St. Louis. No one who wants to live a long and healthy life goes to ESL after dark.

No, you're wrong. For a native St. Louisan, 'the east side' is always in reference to East St. Louis, IL. More than likely given the scenario, this went down in Brooklyn, IL (where all the strip clubs are).

Here in St. Louis, when one refers to the "East Side" that generally refers to the so-called "Metro East" (Illinois suburbs such as Belleville, O'Fallon, Alton) and when in the context of late-night drinking absolutely refers to the strip clubs in Sauget, Brooklyn, Fairmount, etc. There is zero chance Hull and Chase…

This doesn't mean what you think it does.

The question here is whether the NCAA is making a "commercial use" of the players' likenesses. If so, they have to pay the players and either obtain individual releases or negotiate with a union. This is what happens when someone appears in an advertisement, TV show, or movie.…

He's a shoo-in:

How about adding that $10,000 to a kickstarter so Dunham can hire a nonwhite writer?

Looking at the team, I can't see how Vin Baker is going to get his shots; I imagine alcohol consumption is pretty heavily regulated over there.

In exchange for Deng, the Cavs send Chicago Bynum, Cleveland's right to the Sacramento King's first round draft pick conveyed in a June 30, 2011 deal

Did you say Deep Dish Pizza?

They just traded a fan favorite for what will likely be three second-round picks all in the name of saving money. That's a good way to drive away fans (and also their star player).

Son, what the hell is goddam suite?

Yeah, Leslie Frazier would never talk about religion, unless it's in a glowing newspaper profile titled "Man of faith, coach of fate."

Each year I expect it to be the year when I feel like Happy Xmas is a song that tries to be sentimental. Hell, it's got kids singing in it, which is usually an immediate red flag a song will be saccharine garbage.

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Bruce Springsteen