Grab ‘em by the smartphone.

rampant gossip and speculation about his mental health

please please please please please

When you're a senator they let you do it.

Wake up Larry, climate change and deforestation will destroy your beautiful cocaine.

I look forward to seeing Biles kneeling after winning gold at the next Olympics, and everyone losing their minds about it.

It is the Housing Bubble all over again for Larry. Not surprised as coke does affect the judgement.

Lady, it’s TOO FUCKING LATE to build an “open, safe, and positive environment” when you’ve already shown you’re a bigot.

Terry Crews!

Not that there will be any consequences, but possibly the only thing I’m enjoying about the year of absolute SUCK that is 2018, is the outing of the fact that MEN are the ones that are actually too emotional, unstable, unreliable, uncontrollable, and irresponsible to lead companies or governments.

I love when the people ‘in charge’ stomp their foot and get ultra serious about absolute nonsense. You are 100% right.

This guy sees nothing funny here!

Don't blink. 

My only critique is that this was done to a Revolutionary War statue and not a Confederate statue.

This is better:

Please. I’m from a city where a statue of the Duke of Wellington has had a traffic cone accessory for the past thirty-five years. Googly-eyes is nothing...

Random: The city if Troy, MI has a cat on the force.  It's Pawfficer Donut, I think.

Point taken, but I’m just contextualizing TomatoFace, not arguing. The problem with TomatoFace’s trolling is that it *can* seem reasonable to the uninitiated. Pointing out the lack of underlying validity in what is being said diminishes that effect.