Would love to clarify here that Riz is def hot, def the star of this video, and is not up for debate!! Just Tom. 

“80% of my job is also bullshit.”

I just crunched the numbers on your comment and ... checks out.

Either you die in an efficiency condo in Queens, or you live long enough to see yourself become the pretentious Brooklyn asshole paying $5K a month for a 1 bedroom on the 16th floor who thinks they’re now part of the top 1%.

I think his larger point was absolutely great and worth pointing out, but the mechanics were just a stunt for tv. Take the demographic out of it, and imagine anyone just showing up in a crowd with a camera and mic and essentially trying to shame (that’s my read, anyway) a group of strangers into voting. College…

WILD SPECULATION:  After midterms (regardless of result), Trump fires Sessions, Trump nominates Lindsey Graham to replace Sessions, Haley fills Graham’s now vacant Senate seat (they’re both from SC), Ivanka named UN ambassador, I spontaneously combust.

George Carlin said it best, “If you’re preborn, you’re fine. If you’re preschool, you’re fucked.”

15 And lo, immigration agents came unto the manger.

There, away from her family, she is just child No. 26 in courtroom 14.

Good job Christian Trump supporters, your vote tortured a grandmother and a two year old (countless other children/parents/family members as well).

It’s illogical because it has nothing to do with logic. It has to do with the fact that a huge portion of the population is terrified of directly addressing the culture that nurtures and protects this behavior, because they’re either directly invested in it, or they’re afraid of what could replace it. 

I just don’t get how people can dismiss FIVE (or any) sexual assault allegations, and blame it on people trying to profit from his fame. There are plenty of douchey Hollywood guys who haven’t had one (LET ALONE FIVE) accusations of sexual assault against them. As far as I know (and I could be wrong about this) even…

Don’t think that ICP are racist.  

A giant meteor.

The Beastie Boys.

That is awful. Mine was a little different in that I didn’t really recognize it as assault until later (it was by a boyfriend). But I tried to get a restraining order on the guy when he was stalking me - including breaking into my apartment (and getting arrested for it, so no he-said she-said there!), vandalizing my…

I’m going to feel a little like an ass for hijacking political threads all day, but tomorrow is the last day to register to vote in Texas.

Yeah, Cramer, it’s not like a woman who has been sexually assaulted, like your daughters, might say, put on a tough facade to hide it and/or make sure it never happens again. Oh, and by the way, you just told your daughters to NEVER tell you if they are/were sexually assaulted because you’ve told the world that you a)…

I hope Laura Ingraham burns in a fire of her own making.

Splinter writers will be here any minute to let you know that Susan Rice is just a centrist corporate stooge of the corrupt Democratic Party from the woefully disappointing Obama administration that probably wouldn’t have been any different for the country if McCain/Romney were in the White House. (sorry, was just…