And remember: Nolo contendere is a guilty plea. SEE YAH, BITCH!

Or, I dunno, maybe stop trying to suck at the teat of the patriarchy.

A bodice that actually fits would have a been a great idea. It takes a lot to make a gorgeous woman look bad. Mission accomplished.

Thank you.

Moonlighting came at a profound period of violence in my life. I was 12-13. This show was a small sliver of levity and longing for me

Gaslighter gonna gaslight. 

All of this.

Forget tinkle.

Theresa May could teach David Trump a thing or two about slipping through and avoiding, well, like, everything. 

Would.

Amazing. 

You make some really good points. I’m sure when the Karolyi’s first game the the US to start a program it was like shooting fish in a barrel.

I think about this when the sport comes up.

Oh. For fucking real. 

Read that as Nassar’s criminal investigation.

Read that as in Nassar’s criminal trial.

But I came for some Paul Ryan beard. Where’s the damn beard?

Why were the Karolyi’s able to opt-out of a criminal investigation?

Truth. 

Democrats could put up way worse than Swalwell...