If Stephen Miller and a cat clock spawned a child.

I’m surprised. I would have taken Kyrie for an anti-vaxxer.

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

but the Vikings missed 10 field goals and finished with a putrid 68.8 conversion rate on attempts, both worst in the NFL.

Roughly this big...

No matter, Harden will be exposed as a fraud when he runs into Junior Seau and the San Diego Chargers in the playoffs.

Interesting, because many of the accused name you as the real culprit.

if it’s anything like the Nats’ usual approach to game theory, they’ll be unable to get past the first round

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

the atmosphere in the stadium was electric

On the plus side, though, he seems to have turned the tables in his long-running war against LeBron James’s crotch area.

Really puts #4 in perspective...

If 14 is in play, then Flick doing porn later in life has to be ranked on here somewhere.

Gruden was so excited because now he can shop Harris for an 8th rounder.

Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

Projecting only 38% for McGriff?!? That’s a crime, dawg.

As a Pistons fan, I was most surprised that Blake chose to be defensive for once.

Hopefully Oubre enjoys this now, because the Suns won’t have too many more wins to celebrate this year.

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