It only takes four beers to make Blake Bortles feel like a champ.

Drew: I MUST KLANG IT!

Percocet. Ever had these? For years I put up the old man “Get off my lawn” routine. But now? I MUST HAVE. Give me all the Percocet. They tell you you’re not allowed to have cheap beer, but brother, you haven’t listened to Skins talk radio all week. 95% of what’s wrong with the NFL could be washed away with these…

I did sucky

Well, the Steelers had the color scheme, so I guess they felt obligated in going full Charlie Brown in their kick attempt.

Man, whoever takes over in Chicago is really going to have to take the flower by the thorns.

“But I had to go to the bathroom. I’m sorry if that makes me a bad guy.”

An inevitable followup to their filing of Chapter 666 Moral Bankruptcy.

Truly the Bushest of Leagues.

Honestly, the way he’s trying to stick with this “health and family” script and just celebrate his victorious record, Urban deserves an Academy Award.

Do they have to give the money back?

Wait, you can fire someone for being an unhinged dumbass on Twitter? Asking for 325,000,000 American friends.

“! Period!” is a pretty damn confusing string of text.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers

Apple, or Blanket, or Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

He’s skinny, not dead.