Ungh. +1

Can we talk about cross-county skiing?

Making a wrong turn cross-county skiing, she’s lucky she didn’t end up at her rival high-school.

“Booyah!”

+1

A “modest expectation” should beget a modest proposal.

“Should’ve been you.”

“I think he shot it and completely missed the rim. That’s impossible. That’s an impossibility”

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I’m sorry for unalaterally choosing the color of the tour bus (and for the assault).

Don’t know if his hood is real, but his G-pass has been revoked since he let Dwight Howard flex on him.

The short, strange King is dead!

*Extremely narrator voice*

This post and comment is an excellent self alley-oop.

Definitely A Link to the Past. That dude was fucking hard.

2042 TidePod Juggling World Championsips Cancelled Because Idiot Kids Think It’s Cool To Eat Curdled Milk, Start New “Cheese Rolling Festival”

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Fool me once... shame on you.

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[No one’s mistaking him for a Mensch on a Bench]