What a miserable person you are haha

I rate this shut down, 9/10

nope.

Ran eight miles this morning. Physical activity has little to do with my distaste for this specific game, or the myriad issues attached to it.

But, hey, maybe read a book or something.  ;)

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I’m almost at a loss for words here.

Almost.

The idea that women are some kind of mystical creature that require knowledge of the Stygian abyss to understand is a myth that has been perpetuated by men of all types, in all groups, since time immemorial.

A particular subset of gamers, however, have found a way to…

“Dark Souls”. The name of the first game. Not missing anything. 

As a black man, when given the option, I always play as a white woman so start with any of the female characters if you ask me.

because you’re on Earther.

Yanny.

I love when games make new takes on old themes. The play on nostalgia is strong! I get a little choked up when I hear callbacks to previous themes.

Honestly, it’s fucking exhausting just thinking about it.

Are there any video game “pros” who aren’t childish, racist, sexist, homophobic shitstains?

OK, OK, yes, the act of Peter dying and Doc Ock taking over his body sucked, but “Superior Spider-man” actually is a really good arc. It expanded Doc Ock from what he’d been stuck as for years, and it gave Peter Parker a chance to shine. The arc ended with Ock admitting that Peter was the best Spider-man. Peter came…

I really don’t think there was ever any intention of making a shared DC universe. I suspect the original idea was that Snyder was going to make a darker, edgier interpretation of Superman that would span three movies, basically his version of Nolan’s Bat-trilogy. Then in the middle of MoS’s postproduction phase Avenger…

So, being 35 makes one a geezer?

That scene is certainly setting itself up for him to flick Cap away with a finger, isn’t it.

Thanos isn’t even trying. If anything, he’s probably impressed that Cap would even attempt to put his hands on Thanos and stop him.

That Soundwave. Goddamn that’s awesome.

That’s not really what typically happens. Even when our own Milky Way merges with Andromeda, our own solar system is expected to survive. If life is still thriving on Earth at that point in time, it will at least be able to see a part of the process. The sky will look amazing at night during this.

Unfortunately, the…